Cheap Trick, "The Flame"

Every time I hear Cheap Trick's "I Want You To Want Me" on the radio, I sacrifice nearly anything to get it off the radio: whether it's changing the station at warp speed, turning off the radio at warp speed, or destroying my radio with a fireman's axe. To me, it's one of the top 10 worst songs in classic rock. Make it top 3.

Having said that, the aloe vera to my "I Want You To Want Me" burns is "The Flame." It's essentially the same crap, but just packaged much differently: