Lionel Richie, "Hello"

There's nothing creepy about Lionel Richie stalking a blind woman--and doing that while singing the whole time. Nothing creepy at all.

But the best part is when he makes the phone call. If I had a nickel for every time I've picked up the phone only to hear Lionel Richie singing "Hello" to me, then I'd have enough nickels to fill a tacky clay sculpture of his head.