Donna Summer, "She Works Hard For The Money"

Happy Labor Day! If you happen to be working today, please make sure you don't work so hard that you: (a) reject the assistance of Donna Summer, (b) delicately and longingly caress a photo of yourself in a leotard, and/or (c) take your rage out on the rest of society by organizing an '80s-style street-dancing flash mob. Deal with your problems like the rest of us: Washing down a fistfull of Xanax with a Red Bull.