Martini Ranch, "Reach"

Kathryn Bigelow may be the first woman to ever win an Oscar for Best Director--but that's nothing next to the milestone that was her performance in this video. And what makes it even more fabulous is that her ex-husband, James Cameron--also familiar with our friend Oscar--directed this masterpiece. But the real icing on the cake here is Bill Paxton's so-white-you-can-see-then-from-outer-space-at-night teeth.

Whatever you have in your planner for the next 7 minutes and 40 seconds--go ahead and push it aside for this gem: