Vanilla Ice, "Ice Ice Baby"

Temps have reached their lowest levels in Portland in more than a decade, and the rest of the nation is also experiencing a winter wonderland--so I couldn't think of a more fitting song. Like Vanilla Ice himself, it's dangerously cool right now, so be careful out there. And try to warm yourself up by thinking of taking a stroll on A1A...Beach Front Avenue, rolling in your 5.0, with the "girlies on standby waiting just to say hi," and the like.

P.S. I've met Vanilla Ice and he's a very nice man.