Doctor And The Medics, "Spirit In The Sky"

Why is this guy constantly climbing things--a ladder, a wall? I would imagine that someone who spends so much time on his eyebrows would want to save some energy and just take the elevator. Oh, and now the ladies are climbing invisible ladders. The next time I see this guy at a cocktail party, I'm gonna ask him if he's climbed any good ladders lately, just to see what he says. That'll get him good.