Friday, October 30, 2009

Mannheim Steamroller, "Monster Mash"

Dear Mannheim Steamroller,

You ruined Christmas music for me; why must you now ruin Halloween? I'll gladly give you five pieces of my most reasonably-priced Costco candy to take back this heinous version of the "Monster Mash" and have you focus your musical mangling on a holiday that means nothing to me. Perhaps Canada's Boxing Day? Can't you write a song for that instead?

Et cetera,

Justin's List





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