John Tesh, "Roundball Rock"

The Portland Trail Blazers won't be advancing to the next round of the NBA playoffs, which is sad.  But you know what can help cure the basketball blues: A little John Tesh.

Ravi Shankar on the "The Dick Cavett Show"

Coooool.

Also, Ravi Shankar sired Norah Jones when he was nearly 60 years old.  Well done, sir.

Bruce Springsteen, "Dancing In The Dark"

When Bruce Springsteen picks you out in a crowd, you dance with him.  And when you dance with him, you become a famous actress and make four billion dollars for each episode of "Friends."

And that's the magic of Bruce Springsteen.  His hand is literally made out of gold.  He's the Chuck Norris of music.