Dan Smith, "Baby Got Book"

I think the correct passage is John 8:7: "If any of you is without some J in the T, let her be the first to use the phrase Rump-o'-smooth-skin."

And for the record, a Qur'an parody of this song would have been more impressive, but it is what it is.

Led Zeppelin, "Since I've Been Loving You"

Because of Robert Plant's pants, I have rated this video PG-13.  Here's hoping you don't have a 3D monitor.

This is one of my favorite tunes by the Zep, in large part to Jimmy Page's insane guitar hands.  Here's the proof: Check out the cop at 5:00 into the video--the dude is mesmerized.  You have the right to remain rocked.

Night Ranger, "When You Close Your Eyes"

I'm not entirely sure what's happening here, but I would suggest keeping at least one eye open when these seedy characters are around.