Garfunkel & Oates, "Pregnant Women Are Smug"

Anti-pregnancy sentiment is definitely a market that has untapped potential. It helps, of course, that this song is being sung by women; a man singing it would be criminal*.

*unless that man is Dennis Leary, and then it would probably be ok.

Teddy Pendergrass, "Close The Door"

It's a sad day when lovin' like this is gone forever. RIP, Teddy Pendergrass 1950-2010.

Snap, "Rhythm Is A Dancer"

Houston, we have a problem... a well-choreographed, very melodic problem.