F.U.S.B.I., "Come On Back"

Look, I don't know who F.U.S.B.I. is--and I don't entirely know what's happening here or if this video is even real. But despite all that, one thing's for sure: It's the greatest Diet Pepsi-fueled love story ever told.

Bay City Rollers, "Keep On Dancing"

Honestly, who in the audience is cheering for this? I know it was a simpler time, but it wasn't that simple, was it?

Scorpions, "No One Like You"

Justin's List is back from a week-long vacation! A billion Disneyland churros and In & Out burgers have refreshed us as we strive to bring you the best of the best (and worst) music videos around.

Hopefully, you're up for a little prison adventure--since The Scorpions are going to bring us exactly that. This video starts off as a nicer version of "The Shawshank Redemption," including what appears to be a conjugal visit, and then a man with forks in his eyes goes and takes the whole thing to a new level of weirdness.

But is it all a dream? Our protagonist in his blue undies seems to know all the answers: