Jan Terri, "Get Down Goblin"

Looking for something to really freak the kids out this Halloween? I think this video will do the trick--though it would practically be child abuse.

Do you see how horrified the werewolf is? He probably showed up to scare the crap out of some people, only to realize he ended up in a Jan Terri video. I can't imagine a more frightful fate... the skeleton seems to be the luckiest one of this bunch.

Whatever candy they're handing out here this year, it's not worth it, man. It's just not worth it.